Limericks about fictional folks, by Colin Robinson
Joy (absolutely no intended relation to our fine CESL Staff member - just a one syllable name that rhymes with Illinois)
There once was a girl named Joy,
Who grew up in Southern Illinois,
She was very polite,
And sometimes contrite,
But was never someone to annoy.
Sam
There once was a student named Sam,
Who his teachers thought was a ham,
For he told a good joke,
About pigs in a poke,
And another 'bout a wolf and a lamb.
Colin Robinson, CESL Teacher
There once was a girl named Joy,
Who grew up in Southern Illinois,
She was very polite,
And sometimes contrite,
But was never someone to annoy.
Sam
There once was a student named Sam,
Who his teachers thought was a ham,
For he told a good joke,
About pigs in a poke,
And another 'bout a wolf and a lamb.
Colin Robinson, CESL Teacher